So here I am back in the painfully flat and barren Abilene and I wanted to start off my blog, full of vacation funness, with the Plane ride to Vancouver. Now some of you might think that you do not get any entertainment from the "flying easy bake oven." Or famously known from Jon and Kate plus eight as a "hairpain". But I am here to tell you WRONG absolutely WRONG, you can find entertainment all over the hairpain. I mean before you leave, you can have endless giggle fits over the safety information located behind each seat. Me and my Mom sure did. You might say "Megan you have been sniffing hairpain fumes." I am also here to inform you of a few things:
A. Humor is just a different way of looking at things
B. Screaming two year olds and old men who tell you all the knowledge they obtain since the earth coolled will drive some people a little loopy
AND
C. traveling twelve hours stuffed in a hairpain seat like a sardeen will just make you bang your head against the tripple windowed window, until freedom comes or you will just see everything as funny.
So I have a little presentation for you and I will interpret, so please keep you seat belts fasten and trays and seats in the upright and locked position.
So Picture A you might say oh that means do not take you carry ons while emergency exiting from the airplane and I say NO this means:
DO NOT KNOCK OTHER PASSENGERS FROM THE AIRPLANE!!!!
Now you might say, what is funny about this and I say, think logically:
IF A PLANE LANDS IN THE WATER DO YOU REALLY THINK IT
WILL LOOK LIKE THIS? I DID NOT THINK SO
So you think this picture says, exit the plane in quick and safe manner and I say:
Be sure to dislocate you knee while exiting a big flying plane of doom!!
In this picture you might say.........., well this is what I said:
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
and last but not least, the last image,
You might say oh that means do not smoke while in flight and I say:
WHETHER YOU ARE SMASHING INTO THE OCEAN OR SLAMMING INTO A MOUNTIAN DO NOT SMOKE IT IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU HEALTH!
And you said there is no humor on the hairpain. Y'all have a good day, laters
5 comments:
I don't do 'LOL', but you TOTALLY made me laugh out loud!!! :-) And, did you STEAL a safety information card for an illustration on your blog? That is highly illegal, you know! :-) Ashley will adore you for mentioning her favorite family in the whole world and their pronunciation of 'hairpain'.
well it accidentally was in the free magazine in the airplane. and it was not me the other female in our family that wanted to free magazine. LOL. Yes our family loves to watch Jon and Kate plus eight. haha
Megan, you made me go back to our "fit of giggles" on the "hairpain." Yes, I am the one who illegally took the safety information card, that was "accidently" put inside the free airline magazine. I am glad that you have used it in such an informative manner on your blog. I am sure it will help everyone understand the pictures more clearly. I am thinking that this information card have many future uses for our family in the laugh department. love ya Mom
Okey dokey, what we can't say in public is that as bad as the trip back might have been, it was nothing compared to the hospital family fun that awaited us upon our arrival! The ride on the hairpane was cramped and boring, but the hospital adventures gave my hair pain!
So stinkin' funny!!!! ; )))
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