PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILS

So here I am back in the painfully flat and barren Abilene and I wanted to start off my blog, full of vacation funness, with the Plane ride to Vancouver. Now some of you might think that you do not get any entertainment from the "flying easy bake oven." Or famously known from Jon and Kate plus eight as a "hairpain". But I am here to tell you WRONG absolutely WRONG, you can find entertainment all over the hairpain. I mean before you leave, you can have endless giggle fits over the safety information located behind each seat. Me and my Mom sure did. You might say "Megan you have been sniffing hairpain fumes." I am also here to inform you of a few things:

A. Humor is just a different way of looking at things

B. Screaming two year olds and old men who tell you all the knowledge they obtain since the earth coolled will drive some people a little loopy

AND

C. traveling twelve hours stuffed in a hairpain seat like a sardeen will just make you bang your head against the tripple windowed window, until freedom comes or you will just see everything as funny.

So I have a little presentation for you and I will interpret, so please keep you seat belts fasten and trays and seats in the upright and locked position.

So Picture A you might say oh that means do not take you carry ons while emergency exiting from the airplane and I say NO this means:

DO NOT KNOCK OTHER PASSENGERS FROM THE AIRPLANE!!!!

Now you might say, what is funny about this and I say, think logically:

IF A PLANE LANDS IN THE WATER DO YOU REALLY THINK IT

WILL LOOK LIKE THIS? I DID NOT THINK SO

So you think this picture says, exit the plane in quick and safe manner and I say:

Be sure to dislocate you knee while exiting a big flying plane of doom!!

In this picture you might say.........., well this is what I said:

IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

and last but not least, the last image,

You might say oh that means do not smoke while in flight and I say:

WHETHER YOU ARE SMASHING INTO THE OCEAN OR SLAMMING INTO A MOUNTIAN DO NOT SMOKE IT IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU HEALTH!

And you said there is no humor on the hairpain. Y'all have a good day, laters

Guess who's back??

Well bloggers since today was the first day back to some sense of normalcy, I thought I would tell you about it. The first hour was basically me say "much better, thanks" to everyone which was not so bad but then IT happened. 

Let me now preface this story by saying that I sweat, A lot when my body temperature increases by .01 degrees, in fact I inherited this problem from both sides of the family so saying that I sweat is like saying that the oceans have water. 

So I am at work trying my best to keep up without, passing out, throwing up, or what not and I realize, "wow I am sweating". Now when I sweat I mean not the little perspiration that is dainty and lady like, I mean, beads of nasty, sticky, salty sweat is running down my face soaking my shirt  and making my hair look, well lets just say, rained on..........

 

I would like to break in here and tell y'all a little story from my basketball days that helps y'all understand the amount that I sweat at any given time, so after a game I am getting dressed and brushing my hair to make myself presentable and one of the members of my team asked me "did you shower?" Feeling just beautiful at that moment I say "no THIS is all natural." 

So well now back to my work story, so I am pouring sweat, in an air conditioned building might I add, and well this sticky situation goes on all day. Well I only got a few looks and a few "are you alright?" and me with dropping beads of sweat I say, "yea I am fine thanks". 

Just another normal day at the HCR. Laters