TGI almost F

So because it is Thursday I have some deep and inspirational things to tell y'all, my bloggy peeps.

TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!

I know deep and profound, there is no charge for my awesomeness ;)

Happy almost Friday everyone!

Patient's will say the Darndest things

Well Bloggernets this is the second post is week and no my inservice is still no where near completion yet I am watching Castle and writing on my blog. Any who I don't have to be at work until 10am tomorrow so I am thinking I am pulling a PT school classic and staying up late to get things done. Oh well.

So I had a patient tell me something pretty funny today so I think I will share some of the funny things patients will say, no worries no names will be said to protect the innocent and to stick to HIPPAA.

Funny patient quote:

"Ms. Megan when will I get my massage you have tender and magical fingers"

There you have it folks I have tender and magical fingers. You heard it from here first. I am thinking I should put this on my graduation annoucement, or have it be my new rapper name. Megan "magical fingers" Ware. LOL oh dear. Patients WILL say the darndest things. I know it was meant with all sincerity so I do not mind but REALLY??

Hi, yea um still alive

Hello to all my Blogger peeps that I have sadly let down and not updated my blog in lets say 2 YRS! Where has the time gone? I will say it went to the PT school black whole where basically I dropped off the face of the planet for 2.5 years. I am slowly resurfacing to catch up with friends as I am about to graduate this December and I thought I would start up the Ol' Blog again to try and reconnect. Anyway some things that I have learned over the past 2.5 years.

1. PT and its related business (I should hope so)

2. Caffeine is a must like Oxygen

3. I am a nerd

4. The ACU and Hardin Simmons libraries close at 12am and you will have to resort to home study or whataburger, I chose home study usually

5. Sharkys is pure awesomeness

6. PANDORA

7. Time flies weather you are having fun or not

8. That I love doing cardio workouts on the elliptical machine although we have parted ways far too long on this last clinical

9. The human being can learn with very little sleep

10. I LOVE HOLIDAYS

11. That it is really hard to blog when you don't have enough time to sleep.

Well there you have it. This list is not all inclusive by any means but this is what I could think of in like 5 minutes. Well bloggers I must sign off due to the fact I should be working on my inservice that is this week that I have not started on yet, oops. Anyway more updates laters!!!!

34 more days until graduation and counting, GET EXCITED!

Alert the Presses

Hello once again my bloggy friends! It has been way too long. I finished my first semester of PT school and the good news is that I am going back for another semester! yay!

So you might be asking yourself what I will be doing with my free time. Well I will be reading for fun! I know I am crazy, but I am (was) in the middle of three yes three books before school started so yea going to finish those. I actually finished the 7th Artemis Fowl book the day after school ended it is an easy and fun read that I can just sit and read till my eyes hurt, which is always fun, well in a weird way.

Now I am working on Brisinger (dragon rider series), or however it is spelled, and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, I am almost done with Two Towers, a.k.a. never ending journey through rocks, then onto Return of the King. So any who that is what I will be doing. I actually can not decide what I should read first Lord of the Rings or Brisinger what do you think??

Anyway, enough with my ramblings about my reading choices, the most exciting thing about this Christmas is my Brother and his Wife are coming into town, YAY!!!!! I can not wait!!!!!

Well anyway I got to get back to one of my books, Let me know which to read first, Lord of the Rings or Brinsinger???? (I think I spelled Brisinger about four different ways, oh well hehe).

Later Dayz and Happy Christmas ;)

Football, Turkey Break and Dancing Hippos

You might be saying well Megan long time no type and I would have to say since I really did not get home on average till after 11 pm last week then well yea something had to go and sorry this was it. But since it is Thanksgiving break I actually get to update my blog!!! 

So what have I been up to???? 

Wellllllllllllllll after getting done with school yesterday I went to see Bond James Bond with some friends, it was pretty good I have to say that I do enjoy a good bond movie. Then today I went to see the craziest football game ever. I mean when one team scores 68 points you would think they would win, but I say NOT if the other team score 93 points, yes that is right ACU scored 93 points and almost 100 which is crazy since the score board only has 2 digits. 

Then tonight my mom sent me this link in an email. If you need a good laugh then this is the thing for you! If you do not need a laugh and like big purple hippos then this is the link for you!

Anyway I am rambling while watching Tech lose to OU and I have to say that I am okay with that as long as Texas is ahead of OU in the standings when all is said and done. 

So anyway that is my life today and tomorrow I will have to get back to studying some so I will ttyls and hope you all have a grrrrrrrrrreat Turkey day and remember that caffeine can fight the turkey drowsies so you can cheer on Texas when they beat ATM. Well later dayz

What up home fries

So it has been near an eternity since I have blogged and I wanted to take the time to say hey, how's it going, or what up yo' which ever you prefer to my bloggy buddies.

A little update about school : it is hard. You might be thinking "uh Megan, no duh it is hard, it is doctorate of physical therapy school, what did you think it would be like, kindergarten where you take a nap and then give you a diploma?" Then I would reply well, "no, of course not (in a not convincing tone)"

No really, I did not think that at all, but you know I did not think I would have to, you know, choose what to cut out of my day for more study time between sleeping and eating. Seriously, the thought crossed my mind, then my panic stricken self went away and a reality check in the form of a friend reassured me that I would will be fine. But I did start studying for a couple of my finals today, my finals are in five weeks, I never thought I would be one of those people that studied this much, but God does detailed work and there is a lot to learn.

So anyway overall I love school, especially the people. There are some really fun and diverse people in my class and I love to just see how people interact so that makes the days really fun.

Hmmmm what else, oh this past week I took 3 written tests and 3 practicals so a not too bad of a week is ahead I mean what else could they possibly test on right?

I hope all is going well with you guys and I hope to write more often. I will ttyl and I will try to write some more funny things that happen at school or in the interviews, did y'all know people cry in those................. huh weird, later

Top Ten things that PT school teaches you

Okay so besides the obvious................... Oh and if there are weak stomachs sorry, do not read.

10. That "another manic monday" actually has meaning (what did I do this weekend, not nearly enough)

9. You will always be behind in what you are suppose to be doing

8. That random comments make 8 hrs worth of grad school at day go by faster

7. That subcutaneous fat looks like greasy scrabbled eggs

6. I will not eat scrambled eggs until I am done with gross anatomy

5. There are teachers that sound like Charlie Brown's teacher, especially after lunch

4. Caffiene is a gift, but you will soon become less affected by it, which means you need more for the same effect.

3. Lack of sleep and allergies will result in sinus infection

2. You feel guilty when not studying

1. Stress happens!!!!, try to stay away from the chocolate when it does!

Best quote of the day: Tech Guy holding a (fake) Rib, to my Kinesiology Professor:

"here make a women"

Later